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Have you ever accidentally farted on a date?
« on: June 06, 2019, 06:10:05 AM »
Do you fart in front of your spouse?  ;D




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Re: Have you ever accidentally farted on a date?
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2019, 06:35:45 AM »
not on a date.  but now that we're married....... ........all the time.



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Re: Have you ever accidentally farted on a date?
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2019, 07:39:15 AM »
 :sad3:  :coolsmiley:



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Re: Have you ever accidentally farted on a date?
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2019, 11:27:31 AM »
No, I just honestly tell my dates, excuse me, I gotta fart to them a heads up so no "accident"...Once the relationship has deepened and/or even married like my wife now, we don't need inform each other...it's all good.. O0 :)



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Re: Have you ever accidentally farted on a date?
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2019, 06:12:26 PM »
Quote from: ProudLao on June 06, 2019, 06:10:05 AM
Do you fart in front of your spouse?  ;D

All the time to each other.  Our son got our fart genes. :D



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Re: Have you ever accidentally farted on a date?
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2019, 02:17:23 AM »
Is farting ever an accident?  :2funny:

I grunted so hard it came out the other end too... :2funny:



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Re: Have you ever accidentally farted on a date?
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2020, 12:06:22 AM »
I fart in public. Dayum, I'm a brave soul.  ;D



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