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Trivia Questions / Post your riddle here...

« on: April 01, 2016, 08:47:41 PM »

Noj ntawm ncauj tawm ntawm taav... what is it?

What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?

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Shout Outs & Dedications / To that special person...

« on: March 26, 2016, 02:23:07 AM »

Friendship is contagious,
I've caught it a time or two.
I caught it no long ago, when
I became friends with  you.

You came into my life,
though it was brief.
You took my words, my songs
 and left like a thief.

My day is very special
whenever you get in touch.
And I would like for you to know
I appreciate it very much.

We have so  much in common,
 many things we can compare.
To find a friend as nice as you,
is something very rare.

I try to reach out to you,
But my words are blocked.
It falls silent, rejected,
I knocked but your door is locked.

I choose these words carefully
with love I want to send.
This special poem is just for you,
my very special friend.

My song to you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHNL3hBBaSA&list=RDuTHbyD6xzFk&index=5

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Automotive Discussion / Is this the new Trans Am?

« on: March 25, 2016, 08:42:18 PM »

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Jokes & Riddles / Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it...

« on: March 21, 2016, 08:17:17 PM »

A man was walking down by the beach and saw cave on the side of the hill.
He walked into the cave and saw something shiny. He picked it up and rubbed it.
A genie popped out and grant him 3 wishes...
His first wish, to have a beautiful and sexy girl... poof there she was, a perfect 10.
His next wish, to be handsome and a body chiseled like a model... poof, he was handsome with a body like a body builder.
His final wish... to have a pen1s that can touch the ground... poof, both his legs are gone.

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Jokes & Riddles / What do you call it when...

« on: March 19, 2016, 10:15:58 PM »

What do you call it when you make a Lasagne pizza.



























You call it a Pizz-on-ya

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Jokes & Riddles / Three Wishes...

« on: March 09, 2016, 08:21:13 PM »

A man finds a genie lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets double." The man wishes for a new car. The genie gives him a new car and the man's wife 2 new cars. The man then wishes for a new house. The genie gives him a new house and the man's wife 2 new houses. The man then says, "For my final wish, I wish to be beaten to half-death."

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Television / The Great Human Race... NatGeo.

« on: February 08, 2016, 11:26:37 PM »

Anyone watch this reality show yet?
I find it interesting... .

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Jokes & Riddles / Two OGs went to McD...

« on: January 22, 2016, 09:37:52 PM »

This old Hmong couple decided to walk to McD and get some hamburger.

Old man walks to the counter and says... "Bi Mak, flies"
the cashier ask, " You want apple pie too?"

Old man stepped back a little and turns to old woman(his wife).
He says, "Koj niam... Txhaj los pem nov, nwg yuav muab koj paum phais os."

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Jokes & Riddles / random funniest jokes...

« on: January 17, 2016, 07:36:04 PM »

1) Tough guy: I can't believe your still a Virgin! HAHAHAHA
    Other Guy: I was a Virgin until last night
    Tough guy: As if!
    Other guy: Yeah man just ask your sister
    Tough Guy: I don't have a sister???
    Other Guy: You will in about 9 months

2) A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the   ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

3) Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
    Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
    Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole.
    Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!

                                          ...Next Day...

    (Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
    Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
    Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
    Mom: ...

4) A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
    The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'
    The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
    She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
    The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'

5) Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Jokes & Riddles / Yo mama...

« on: January 13, 2016, 10:40:39 PM »

Yo mama is so fat... it takes a year for her to turn to her side.

Yo mama so old that her first student was Adam and Eve.

Yo mama so stupid that when she had to leave a voicemail she walked all the way to my house and screamed in my mailbox.

Yo mama so ugly when she play Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said, "STAY OVER THERE!!"

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Television / Did not know Jewel is related to...

« on: January 13, 2016, 10:31:01 PM »

I didn't know that Jewel is the daughter of Atz from the "Alaska: the Last Frontier" reality show...

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Jokes & Riddles / Atheist bashing jokes...

« on: January 09, 2016, 11:00:21 AM »

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

What is the worst thing about being an Atheist?
- No one to scream to during orgasm

1,000 atheists rioted in America this week because a blank sheet of paper was on Charlie Hebdo's desk.

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Jokes & Riddles / What's the difference....

« on: January 08, 2016, 08:54:10 PM »

Question: What's the difference between a car with lawyers inside it and a porcupine?































Ans: one has pricks on the outside, the other have pricks on the inside.

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Jokes & Riddles / tRouBle... more sexist jokes.

« on: January 07, 2016, 07:18:48 PM »

** Apple will come out with a new gadget exclusively for women later this year ... it's called the iRon.

** I love to pamper my girlfriend after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that, the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.

** For me, Golf is a lot like women. If she isn't holding my wood, she better be holding an iron.

** Why do most home have a window above the kitchen sink? It gives women a point of view.

** Some mornings I wake up b1tchy; other mornings I let her sleep.

** Female Drivers; the reason people looks both way when crossing a one-way street.

** How many divorce men does it take to screw a light bulb? Who knows... they never get the house.

** What do beer bottles and women have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.

** How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Put nipple on it.

** Women always give 100% sound advice; 99% sound and 1% advice.

** God said to Adam, "I've given you everything you could ever want. Is there something else you would like?" Adam replied, "I would like a sandwich," to which God created Eve.

** Why is Alice in Wonderland when she should be in the kitchen.

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Jokes & Riddles / My new flag football team name...

« on: November 20, 2015, 11:27:40 PM »

I will name my flag football team "Off Constantly"




So if any team beat us, they all will jump for joy and say "We beat 'Off Constantly"!!!!